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cemetery

Every grave is a dead product. Wander around, read the epitaphs, and buy a plot for your own failure.

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Hold the D-pad to walk · tap a grave to read it

Your product is dead. At least give it a proper funeral.

Three steps, no religious ceremony. The cemetery is public, permanent, and deliberately stupid.

01
Choose a stone or monument

$2.99 for a basic grave, $9.99 for a statue, $29.99 for a private mausoleum.
02
Write the epitaph

Name, dates, cause of death. The best ones are the most honest.
03
Share the grave

A direct link to your tombstone. Developers love that.

"Your startup failed. At least give it a nice funeral."

A stone for $2.99, a monument for $9.99, a private alley for $29.99. Pay once, engraved forever.

Every grave, every district. Select a row to teleport there.

Every inscription goes through review before it becomes public. Until then, only you can see it.

One payment, no subscription. Paddle handles the payment and appears on your statement, not us.

Name of the deceased Born Died

Cause of death Epitaph

District

We bury by cause of death, not alphabetically. Hover over a badge to see who goes where.

Offer

The $2.99 grave lets you choose between three simple graves. The $9.99 monument adds a final pose and supernatural effect.

Grave type

Effect

Choose how your monument haunts the cemetery.

Preview

Select a row to teleport there.